not in the mood to take a dump

BAM RATATATATATATATAA~~~
Actly a lot of things have happened and I imagined myself blogging all of this hahhaha but never happened in real life.

I can't rly remember everything now so it'll be as I go...?

And now my mind kena blank.

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Tbh I don't like Tiff being a rapper...? She's so much better as a vocalist. Rapping is all over the place even though I love you. Leave the hip hop to YG, move over. HAHAHHAH

And then you'd think the rest of the album will be a whole new direction but then it's like their debut style all over again -.- It's like all the songs in the Japan album were so much better and would have been more suited with the title track....

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OMAIGAD. Hahahhaha on 18th Oct we had an 8am lesson. My fucked up body clock kept me awake till 3+ the night before, and we went to watch Midnight in Paris. Reviews were raving... "That movie was amazing" said Nick Jonas on Twitter but, when we watched it, for the first time in my life, I SLEPT IN A MOVIE.

I'm not kidding. Even in kids' movies or Sunshine Cleaning (which is actually worth a watch), I catch myself almost nodding off to sleep but wake myself up because I have a policy with myself never to miss a single scene in any movie/show I watch. Not a flinch. In recent times I have become less anal about it but in this movie, I seriously could not stay awake -.-

Then we had like 6 meals on that day???? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA. Madness.
Gorge like crazy.

And we took lotsa Instax. Now I know why people get annoyed when some say 'Polaroid' instead of Instax. BECAUSE THEY'RE A DIFFERENT BRAND. HAHAHAHHAHA all this while I thought they were same brand different model. I want a Polaroid camera though, HEHEHEHHE me likes big frames.

All thanks to @hjortu can't believe she used all her film on us!!!!! You are so awesome baby.
(In my mind, your username, is always "HORTJU". HAHHAHA but when I say it out I'll say zhorts la like cool only)

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I think I will not spend any more money on food. Which means I will not eat when I am out of the house and w/o my parents anymore.

I have nowhere to go in life if I continue like this.

I will save the money. Or spend it online. Preferably both.

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My dad says I can go to Korea to spend the rest of my life there so OKBARI, I'm going once I find a school to take me in. And it'll be even more eggciting if another papayasouplover joins me *eyebrow up down up down* kekkekekekekekekekekke

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I've been trying to wake up at 9am to drag myself out to go exercise but it has been unsuccessful so far. I don't know how many times I have set my alarms then some DJs start laughing on my radio clock thingy, my normal clock is like a ticking bomb, and Bom is singing until her throat is becoming sore repeating the same part over and over and then TOP is becoming thirsty rapping the same part over and over and my grandma comes in and repeats my name a few times and without myself knowing everything becomes quiet again and suddenly when I wake up, its 2.30pm. -.-

So, even though it's 3:22AM now, and my class is at 1pm, I will do the same thing again and make sure I get my ass up at 9am and make sure I'm running/jogging/maybe at least brisk walking? For an hour and then come back and lead a normal lifestyle, not like the usual me who just sleeps more than half a day away..

And if I succeed, there will be a celebratory post here. If I fail, hiatus until I succeed. LOL.

SORRY TO TORTURE U LIKE THIS LEMONTEARS, but I have noone else to talk to so hehehehe you get to eat all my shit :>

So I'm watching this (Korean) drama yes, another one, called Ripley and it's about a girl fucking two guys up by cheating on them and lying to them. IKR how to do both right but anyway it's television and she does it.

Actually what I learned from this is, yes I actually gained a lesson from it, though I usually try not to probe into the underlying meanings of shows, is that you know, when a girl gets fucked up and cheated on by a guy, people (BOTH GUYS AND GIRLS) will be like AWWWWW, don't worry, it's just a bad rut in your life, just forget him and you'll get over it..

BUT, if it's the other way around, meaning guy gets fucked up by girl, most people (BOTH GUYS AND GIRLS) will be like WADAFUCKERYCHILLICRAB IS THIS!!! YOU BETTER FUCK THAT BITCH UP BAD AND MAKE SURE SHE GETS WHAT SHE DID TO YOU. NO?

I'm thinking yes.
Think about it. If girls wear jeans and shirts everyday (even if they are not bi/homo and all) it's cool cos being a guy is cool. But if a guy dresses like a girl, people laugh, and think, "SIAO EH."
OMG I FEEL LIKE I'M IMPERSONATING MADONNA. Whom I actually have little or no love for.

So anywayz back to my main topic, you might think, "No what, girls also take revenge mah." Do they, do they really? If you're talking about exaggerated romantic comedies and music videos, -.-. Think again. Think reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaal hard.

There's a reason to live afterall

OMAIBEESWAX TTLY THOUGHT ITP STARTS OCT 28 AND SCHOOL WAS ONLY FOR 2 WEEKS AND ITP WAS IN 2 WEEKS AND I WAS GONNA DIES.

If not for hellokittyloverxoxo91 I would have ttly thought that forrrealz.
I LIVE!!! FOR ANOTHER 6+ WEEKS!

Can't wait for 21/12/2012 still though.
Fucking excited. I hope we all get crazy earthquakes and it'll be like Transformers buildings falling blah blah but point is, WE ALL MUST DIE.

It wouldn't be fair if some people survived and they meet some alien form and get all the good stuff in the future. IF THEY SURVIVED, THE ALIENS BETTER MURDER THEM.

Calling Paul/ET now.

$570.50

EVERYWHERE IS SELLING THE SAME STUFF AND THEY'RE MOSTLY KNOCKOFFS AND WELL I DON'T MIND REALLY, I JUST WISH I COULD FUCKING FIT INTO THEM!!!!!! BESIDES MAKEUP, WHY DO MY FEET HAVE TO BE SO BIG????????? FUCK.

BRB STABBING MY FEET TO MAKE THEM SMALLER.

BUT ANYWAY IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE THE ABILITY TO AFFORD EVERYTHING IN MY WISHLISTS/CARTS I'VE ADDED TO... COME TO THINK OF IT BUY ALR WEAR TO WHERE AH? IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE 10,000 FRIENDS WHO ARE ASKING ME OUT EVERYDAY IN FACT NOBODY REALLY WANTS TO MEET ME....................................... NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING TO ANYONE READING THIS I'M JUST BORED AND LONELY

BRB THINKING OF WHERE TO GET $570.50 BY FRIDAY TO BUY ALL ZE THINGS ME WANTS.

PS: SO IF U LOVE ME AND HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND ARE WILLING TO SPEND $20-$30 WHICH OF COURSE I WILL RETURN THE THOUGHT OF DURING YOUR BIRTHDAY BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BUY FOR ME PLS LET ME KNOW!!! (AND I WON'T EXPECT X'MAS PRESENTS EITHER TEEHEE)

what happened and where I was during my absence of which nobody really felt

I just counted and I bought 20 bottles of nail polish back from Korea.
and 58 items of makeup+skincare and all. (And another 19 for my friends) (But some makeup is for stocking up, like cleansing wipes, bases, BB creams and mascaras and so on, those I'll always need~~)

BAHAHAHHAHA MACHIAM OPEN SHOP.

I think the phrase people always used to say when they saw my collection of nail polishes "walao eh you can open manicure salon already" is more justifiable now with the new additions.

Walao but I got cheated for 3 bottles lor.
Its this brand, created in Korea, called Nfu Oh and they have this special kind called flakies, and I read from a previous personal account that they sell it cheaper in the headquarters, around 10usd and more expensive in other stores who bring in the polish.
But simisai, when I went to the headquarters, it cost me $36?!?!??! USD?!??!?!
But I still bought one holographic one, they didn't have the flakies colour I wanted.
Then when I went to an outside store, I saw the flakies I wanted and it was selling for $17?!??!?!?!? USD?!?!?!! KANASAI HALF THE PRICE CAN.
So I bought 2, though there was one more colour I reaaally wanted but they also didn't have and anyway last chance already, my mother also contemplating to send me to Woodbridge/Buangkok because of my obsession with nail polishes.

AND THE HEADQUARTERS BLOODY HARD TO FIND CAN.
Everywhere in Korea is super hard to find. Walk until die.
Every street/alley looks exactly the same, has the same 7Eleven/GS25, find until die really.
You'll die if you can't speak basic Korean and ask for directions.
Sorry ah my family like to act one smart every holiday free and easy.

And the subway, in Singapore its the norm to find escalators, and actually rare to find stairs if you think about it, the amount of escalators : stairs is like 4:1 or maybe 5:1, but in Korea its the exact opposite. They almost have no escalators, everything is stairs, and if you think transferring from NEL to EWL at Outram is troublesome because of the walking, think AGAIN.... my feet are still traumatised...

They do have elevators(aka lifts here in SG, UK, and the list goes on...) but they're for the handicapped/elderly/pregnant people and so on, but my mum and I are shameless (no I won't say Singaporeans, or the more specific phrase I hate: typical Singaporeans) so we took the lifts anyway :P
Walao feet all blisters already leh.

Which led me to think, what are escalators in Chinese? 电梯? And what are elevators/lifts in Chinese? 电梯?
Which led me to a big fat HUH????

And then the part about my feet led me to think, WHY THE FUCK KOREAN GIRLS' FEET SO SMALL??????
Their shoes are sooooooooo fucking pretty but I only managed to get a few so-so sandals because my feet are big as fuck.
Their biggest size is a 38(250), (which I have been thinking is a 40, no wonder those shoes from Zipia hurt :/ ) and my size is a UK 7, US9.5, EU40-40.5???
NABEI. All so pretty but I cannot buy :'(

Please don't ask me "Got see BB/21 a not?" Not even in the mood to spell their names out in full, because of my dad and his secretary's one-sided or double one-sided decision making, without asking the people who are actually traveling if their schedule is full, anyhow go and book ticket without my knowledge and caused me to miss F1 GDTOPRI, and not even see a single soul waiting in the (relatively) cold outside YG, because well, 21 WAS IN JAPAN ENTERTAINING FANS THERE. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH :'(

What was worse was that we thought it was a 5 day trip, and then when we checked the tickets the night before the flight it was only 4 days -.-
Then my mom flared up and slept with me. Quite funny. Hahahha she thought I was asleep but I was sniggering next to her...
Then my dad changed our flight to Sunday night instead and it got extended to a whole week!
So I'm supposed to be an excited girl but actually, for what ah, GTOPRI AND 21 also not back yet-.- But I guess it was worth for the amount of shopping we got to do. Although changing the ticket meant paying more -.- it was some offer ticket so SIA rules blah blah eee why I keep using -.- HAHAHHAHA

ALL WE DID WAS SHOP. NON STOP SHOPPING FOR 7 DAYS.
We didn't even eat much. Only exciting eating place was Se7en's Yeolbong and I took pictures with pictures of YG singers -.- and the fake cardboard Se7en. Hahaha didn't even go to a Korean sauna cos we couldn't find one.
Only tourist-y place we went was Namsan tower. And ogle at all the locks/couples in love and be sad.

Amount of clothes probably more than 10 and shoes like 5 pairs?

Oh but I did see singer 'Z' while walking at Itaewon heheh mysterious much.

Die liao keep speaking in Korean to my grandma.
After like these few years of ignoring her or giving her one word replies I'm forgetting all my Tamil.
Hahahhaah and Korean just comes out of my mouth *NOT ON PURPOSE!!*
But she seems to understand me...
I keep saying aniya (no) instead of e-leh in Tamil lol
In my head is :"Why are you so sensitive? Because of small noises you keep waking up!!"
and when I try to say that to her: "Wae jakku irona? Keunyang saljjak soriramyeon neon irona!!"
*Realises that was Korean* *Grandma's face like YOU GONG SIMISAI?!*
"Ani ani keu (still Korean LOL) - Ye tiripi tiripi yendringeh? Sooma sineu sineu satteo la yendringeh!!"

Hahahha and I only know this now. Just now when I was thinking of how to say it in Tamil my mind was just blank and I gave up and came back to my room....


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SOooooooooooo, birthday in about two weeks peeps! Any peeps out there?
*cricket sound*
Lol nobody reads I know. HAHAHAHHAHA

SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME ALL THE CROCHET-Y LACEY STUFF AND SILVERY/METALLIC SWEATERS!!!

Even though its impossible to survive in knits here in Singapore :/

I bought like 3 from Korea already but I WANT MORE, MORE I SAY!!!
And this godly pair of shoes.......
http://www.shopnastygal.com/products/Thelma-Platform-Wedge.html
THEY ARE MAGIC.
No matter how much I can't walk in them or pain they will give me, I will tolerate it because they are too pretty!!!

P.S. my size is 9.5 hehehhe

I don't know why, I kind of knew myself to be not much of an animal-print, polka-dots, lacey/crochet kinda girl but I've recently gotten 1 or 2 animal print items, still strictly no polka-dots though, and all things lacey and crochet appeal to me like mad!!

Sigh, remind me again why I have such big feet and why Korean shoes are so small. WHY!!

P.S. no pictures hahahha they are all selcas in my hotel room LOLZZZZ unless you wanna see pictures of the YG building -.- or the Namsan Tower both of which you can Google and easily obtain better views of rather than the lousy pictures I took....

anybody knows any loanshark's number? me wants to spend $2000 overseas but me haz no monz as usualz...

CRAVING DESPERATELY.
NEVER HAD A STRONGER CRAVE IN MY LIFE.
AND I KNOW THIS WON'T BE SATISFIED.
I NEED LIKE A, A CHEESECAKE WITH RASPBERRY SAUCE ON IT, NOT TOO MUCH, ONLY NOT SO MUCH OF A CAKE, SOMETHING TOUGHER, LIKE A, BAR OF SOME SORT??? MEANING LIKE BROWNIE BUT RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE FLAVOURED. SKADOOSH??

I NEED IT. PRONTO. BUT ITS FUCKING 3 AM.
NO WAY I'M GETTING IT:/

SO INSTEAD I'M GOING TO PONDER ABOUT HOW SKINNY FEELS.
BECAUSE NOTHING TASTES BETTER THAN SKINNY..............................................